"So, why are you selling? asked the voice on the other end of the phone. "They are just too big" replied Paul. "They take up too much space, they are heavy, and I'm fed up of explaining what they are and why I have them".
He paused.
The signal from his mobile phone caused the familiar 'dadada, dadada, dadada duh' interference noise to hiss from his television speakers. Startled, Paul added " I need a quick sale, I have an important meeting in a few days and I need a fresh start".. he exhaled.. "clear my mind y'know?"
"Hmm..." pondered the voice on the other end of the phone. "Sold".
Over the next few days Paul bgan to notice many differences. His life became much easier. His everyday routine became more and more efficient; Wake up, breakfast, work, lunch, work, pub/solitary drink, home, dinner, sleep.. After a while Paul found that he did not even have to think about what he ws doing. Nobody looked at him strangely anymore. Nobody asked him 'annoying' questions. His days were
monotonous relaxed, and his evenings uneventful calm.The day of Paul's 'Important meeting' came.
"Right then" said a man with a
blue striped shirt and a pink tie. "Just one more question and then I think we can wrap up the interview" Paul stared thoughtfully at the man's tie then replied "Excellent, fire away".
"Ok" responded the man, adjusting his tie. "Here at (blank), we like to associate ourselves with creative people". "We aren't scared to think outside of the box". "Tell me Paul, what are your dreams and aspirations?"
Paul paused for a long time..
"Erm.. I.." He paused again. "I don't have any".
"Ha", the man smiled a smile which soon turned into a frown after it was confronted by a blank expression.
"Oh, that's interesting" said the man in the striped blue shirt and pink tie, "Why not?"
Paul paused again. He remembered the voice on the other end of the phone. He remembered the sound of the interference, now mocking, taunting.. laughing?
The voice echoed inside his head.
"So, why are you selling?"
From 'The Man Who Sold His Dreams'
16/06/09